It’s all about corn, football, and not so many lakes or things to do.
I have two USB ports on my computer. I have everything plugged into it, from a thumb drive to my mouse. But, when you snap off one of the plastic things inside of one of the two ports, USB sucks. Then you need more hubs, and then it’s one big pain in the ass, making the “S” in USB stand for “Sucks”.
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The Plot
Gore almighty! The movie is based in the future (2001) where the prison system is ran differently. Riki has been sent to prison for taking out a drug lord that was responsible for the death of his girlfriend. Once he gets to jail he finds out that everybody is out to get kill him. Why? I’m not 100% sure but I think it’s to prove how tough prison system is. The prison has corrupt guards and the prison is ran with a chain of command where one inmate in each of the four main cells is the leader under the control of the warden who doesn’t appear until the end of the film. While the warden is gone his 2nd in command tries to act harsh and not only is he missing an eyeball, he uses his fake eye as a breath mint holder. After a lot of deaths Riki comes to find out the truth about who really runs the drug ring responsible for his lovers death and oh no Riki can’t have that so he goes on a rampage to avenge her death. All throughout the movie there’s a lot of kung-fu action and a lot of gore. I was impressed with the creativity, the bloodshed, and the martial arts. One of my favorite scenes is when Riki is fighting the tough cell leader, gets his forearm sliced, and Riki shows how much of a bad ass he is by grabbing his tendons - one with his hand - one with his teeth. He ties them together and BAM he’s ready to kick some more butt.
Things I Learned From This Movie
- with enough force you can punch through walls and people
- prisoners get about 10 minutes to shower OR go to the bathroom OR wash their clothes
- even though ‘Riki’ is kind of a kids name, Riki-Oh is one tough guy. It’s proven when he is buried alive.
- if you’re beat in a match you can still have the last laugh by disemboweling yourself and choking your opponent with your guts
- nails to the head and eyes won’t kill you
- prison gauds are corrupt
- you can be buried alive for 7 days with only air, and when you’re unburied you can immediately beat the crap out of everybody.
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The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple’s house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“I’m waiting for my husband to come home from work” the daughter-in-law answered.
“But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.
“This is my love dress” the daughter-in-law explained.
“But you’re naked!” exclaimed the mother-in-law.
“My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy.
I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home from work any minute.” said the daughter-in-law.
The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the way home she thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, took a shower, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.
“What are you doing?” he asked.
“This is my love dress” she replied.
“You should’ve ironed it!” said her husband.
It turns out that BK was selling 10,000 of those King masks for $9 each. They sold out, but if you really want to freak everyone out, you can still get one on Ebay for $50-$100. Or you can be the devil. Hard to tell which one is more evil…
Well, Iowa Falls in Overtime.
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As Jerome Jackson’s 1-yard touchdown run in overtime snapped Iowa’s 22-game home winning streak, the stadium was draped in the official color of mourning.
Michigan emerged with a 23-20 win over the Hawkeyes in the first-ever overtime situation inside the 76-year-old structure. Both teams are now 5-3 overall and 3-2 in the Big Ten Conference.
My Water Smells Like Rotten Eggs! - Solution
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What causes my hot water to smell like rotten eggs? My cold water doesn’t smell, what is the solution for this problem?
The most common cause of “smelly water” is a non-toxic sulfate reducing bacteria, scientifically termed Divibrio Sulfurcans. This bacteria often enters the water system through construction or a break in ground piping. The bacteria creates the energy it needs to survive by converting sulfate (SO4) to hydrogen sulfide (H2S) gas you smell in the water. Hydrogen sulfide gas is distinctive because of its rotten egg-like stench. Its presence can severely affect the taste as well as the odor of the water.
The simplest treatment available is the shock-chlorination of the system. This is a surface treatment, and often requires repeated trials in heavily infected systems. The chlorination of a system requires that you follow each step explicitly to avoid an un-treated portion of the piping system from reinfecting another part. Longer lasting solutions include chlorination or aeration of the water supply.
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A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.
“WOW,” the social worker exclaims, “are they ALL YOURS???”
“Yep they are all mine,” the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, “Sit down Leroy.” All the children rush to find seats.
“Well,” says the social worker, “then you must be here to sign up. I’ll need all your children’s names.”
“This one’s my oldest - he is Leroy.”
“OK, and who’s next?”
Well, this one he is Leroy, also.”
The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy.
“All right,” says the caseworker. “I’m seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?”
Their Momma replied, “Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, ‘Leroy!’ An’ when it’s time for dinner, I just yell ‘Leroy!’ an’ they all comes a runnin.’ An if I need to stop the kid who’s running into the street, I just yell ‘Leroy’ and all of them stop. It’s the smartest idea I ever had, namin’ them all Leroy.”
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, “But what if you want just ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?”
“I call them by their last names.”
