Monthly Archives: September 2010
It’s because we can’t do it with our clothes on
Got into a discussion today with a wrinkled shirt guy and a girl. The girl asked the guy why his shirt was wrinkled. She asked if he’d ever heard of an iron. He proceeded to look at her, look at … Continue reading
The $2 Lunch
Okay. So I decided to save some money on lunch today, and decided that a $2 budget should suffice. I hear you yelling “DOLLAR MENU!”, but if you include tax, this pushes you over the budget. And water is free, … Continue reading
How To Choose Outdoor Carpeting
Indoor/outdoor carpeting is gaining in popularity. It can really add a touch of warmth to any outdoor area. Indoor/outdoor carpeting has taken on a whole new life over the past few years and most are now totally care free. There … Continue reading
Iowa Hawkeyes vs. Iowa State Cyclones: Loss
When: Sat – 09/10/05 Who: Iowa Hawkeyes vs. Iowa State Cyclones Where: Ames, IA (Hy-Vee Cy-Hawk Series) Television: ABC Result: Iowa State 23, Iowa 3 Read the game recap here The following is from HawkeyeFootball.com “Iowa won the toss and … Continue reading
Video: George Bush doesn’t care about Black People
George Bush hates black people Continue reading
Sin City Movie Review (2005)
The Plot Sin City is a comic book, no wait a “graphic novel” adaptation brought to the big screen. It’s based on the graphic novel ‘Sin City’ by Frank Miller. The cinematography is amazing. The entire movie in black & … Continue reading
Don’t spit your AIDS on me!
An HIV-positive ex-convict who said he tried to kill several police officers and a psychiatric hospital employee by biting them or spitting blood in their faces was sentenced Wednesday to 13 years in prison. First of all, wtf is he … Continue reading
Chicken cheddar bacon ranch, la la la
Holy crap. Hootie has his Blowfish back. And they aren’t doing a Midas commercial. Awesome. So far there is a song One Love. Somebody forgot to tell Hootie to stop. Just stop. 2.5 corns out of 5
Every Denise Richards sequel sucks
Smoother and I were watching Starship Troopers 2 the other day, or maybe I should say trying to watch. What a piece of absolute garbage. The first one was cool, with bodies splitting in half and me saying “Do her” … Continue reading
I just want my free watch without the vacation…
Just saw an army commercial advertising a free watch when you sign up. Since everything on the other side of the world has lasted four years longer than it was supposed to they need more people. I guess the army … Continue reading
Pruning Weeping Cherry Trees and Other Grafted and Budded Plants
You are welcome to use this article on your website or in your newsletter as long as you reprint it as is, including the contact information at the end. Website URLs must be active links. You are w… Continue reading
Strange call from 1-414-962-9898
I got a strange call from phone number 4149629898 and it was a recording in Spanish. Not only that, it was computer generated so it sounded all crazy like a possessed demon! I did not press numero uno! I just … Continue reading
The Google Smart Phone
The new feature reduces Google phone users’ cell phone costs while providing them with unobtrusive, personalized ads delivered in a friendly whisper. LOL! The 911 phone call is crazy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtuxax8Dtk4
Prison Population in Iowa on the Rise
I read here that the prison population in Iowa is on the increase. I wonder if that has anything to do with the increase of homeless people in Iowa, or any increase in population.
Iowa is AWESOME!
Here’s proof that Iowa is awesome! Awesome Iowa Tailgating Iowa’s Awesome Turkey Outlook Jazz Fest ‘makes Iowa City awesome’ Wow! Just Wow! or Iowa is Awesome! Yet Another Reason Why Iowa Is Awesome This site is pretty awesome looking http://www.iowa.gov/
