Category Archives: Jokes
Natalie Portman Gangsta Rap Lyrics & Video
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Funny Mitch Hedberg Quotes
Google Homepage and one of my sections is the Quote of the Day. I got curious after seeing a funny Mitch Hedberg saying so I went clicky clicky on the link and here’s what I found, they’re pretty funny so … Continue reading
The Love Dress
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple’s house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I’m waiting for my husband to … Continue reading
Welfare and the social worker
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. “WOW,” the social worker exclaims, “are they ALL YOURS???” “Yep they are all mine,” the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, … Continue reading
Moral of the Story
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their … Continue reading
The Google Smart Phone
The new feature reduces Google phone users’ cell phone costs while providing them with unobtrusive, personalized ads delivered in a friendly whisper. LOL! The 911 phone call is crazy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtuxax8Dtk4
Why I miss Mitch Hedberg
He was a funny, funny dude. Check out Smoother’s earlier post. Here are some of my fav’s, taken from Wikiquote: Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. You would not … Continue reading
That guy was always fast
Taken from patrickmoberg.tumblr.com, this shows why Michael Phelps is sooooooooo damn fast: Michael Phelps, in the beginning
Alcohol makes girls sexy
Check out this hilarious video! It made me LOL4Real! If you like this post, you should read how to get drunk on $5 or less. Alcohol Makes Girls Sexy – Watch more free videos Or link is here
Everyday Normal Guy
This is an awesome video by Jon Lajoie. (Warning: If you click the link it’s loud as hell.) THIS VIDEO IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK! (Unless you work for a phone sex company or something, then I’m sure it’s no … Continue reading
