Category Archives: Observations
Don’t ever try to stare down Chuck Norris… ever.
I’m sure everyone has heard this, but here is why Chuck Norris rules… Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. But he is so bad ass, he has never cried. Ever. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is currently … Continue reading
Top 10 Cities For Younger Retirees
Young retirees looking out for the best cities in the U.S. to retire young but still be engaged in an active lifestyle may take a look at the top ten cities that have been chosen by the Money Magazine with … Continue reading
Stuck In Iowa – Stats
Top 10 Searched Phrases This Month This is how people found Stuck in Iowa this month. Click it to see what comes up! Of course this post will be one of the first since the search words are right here… … Continue reading
How To Resize The Current Window
If this works for you, I encourage you to comment. Commenting is free, I swear! Are you trying to resize the current window using javascript? I searched google for a way to resize the current window but all I got … Continue reading
Uninstall Microsoft Windows Messenger
1. Start Registry Editor. To do this, click Start, click Run, type regedit.exe, and then click OK. If the following registry subkey already exists, go to step 6: HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Messenger\Client 2. Click the following registry subkey: HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Policies\Microsoft 3. On the Edit … Continue reading
Random thoughts
Okay. This may be a long post, but I have, instead of putting these in seperate posts, I will combine them into one. So, grab a beer (or your favorite beverage you sissy) and gather ’round papa Steel’s Fireside chat. … Continue reading
In case you were wondering…
Everyone always tells me I shouldn’t drink so much pop. Well, FYI, it would take over 220 cans of Diet Mt. Dew to kill me. Suck it.
Who else is a Scrooge?
How I may look50 years from now Now I’m not saying that I hate Christmas. Quite the contrary. But here are the things I don’t like about this particular holiday season: 1) Since when did Thanksgiving become Christmas before Christmas? … Continue reading
Thanksgiving
We love turkey. We love fried food. That’s why we decided to fry our thanksgiving turkey this year. I can just imagine waking up the next day with red sploches all over my face from the flying grease. And that’s … Continue reading
I’m not the only one
I’m here to destroyyour free time It appears that since it’s inception over 1 year ago, Halo 2 has wasted more than just my time. Check it out: If everyone had worked a $6/hr job instead of playing Halo 2 … Continue reading
Black people love them
Well, I would guess that because George Bush hates black people, black people hate George Bush. But I did find some people that black people love.
Non living things have a gender too
Some of the latest science news… you may not know this but many non-living things have a gender. For example: 1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers are … Continue reading
And the black hole keeps getting larger…
Remember, she was driving acar when he was born There seems to be a large black hole with some sort of effect on people on earth. This means crazy shit is happening. For example, this whole Britney Spears baby thing. … Continue reading
Why Volkswagens Rock
My Golf rocks. Not because it has 8 airbags. not because all it’s a ‘sleeper’ and I’ve never been pulled over by the cops in it. Not because it’s small, light, fast, and furious. What makes it really the hardcore … Continue reading
Plesk autoupdate failure report Inbox
Here’s a solution for people having an issue with Plesk. On one of my servers I was updating Plesk 7.5.3 to 7.5.4 however I could never update successfully. Here’s the error message I was getting: Installing php-pgsql-4.3.2-23.ent.i386.rpm error: Failed dependencies: … Continue reading
We don’t like to see each other’s wee-wees
We were talking about how girls like to go to the bathroom together, but guys really don’t. Why? The main thing we hypothesized was the “buffer” of 30 seconds. We are technically going together, but not because of the buffer. … Continue reading
Dude! Seriously dude!
The word “Dude” is overused. What’s up dude. What are you doing dude? Oh my god dude! DUDE! Etc etc dude. You can hear Joe Rogan say it, you can hear the military dude from the first season of Joe … Continue reading
How to Make an Egg Go Through a Bottle
1. Get your bottle, peeled-hard-boiled-egg, and three matches ready. 2. Stand the glass bottle upright with the opening skywards. 3. Light three matches and drop them in the bottle. Wait a second or two. 4. Put the peeled, hard-boiled egg … Continue reading
Every Denise Richards sequel sucks
Smoother and I were watching Starship Troopers 2 the other day, or maybe I should say trying to watch. What a piece of absolute garbage. The first one was cool, with bodies splitting in half and me saying “Do her” … Continue reading
Is Coffee Healthy?
Considering all the past concern about possible health risks from drinking coffee, newer reports of coffee’s possible protective effects may leave many people confused. Overall, recent studies suggest that coffee (regular and decaffeinated) may offer a variety of health benefits … Continue reading
