It’s all about corn, football, and not so many lakes or things to do.
I wonder if Mr. President would be like that guy at your party that doesn’t leave, just hanging out on the couch, eating cheetos:
Bush Spends Day Feverishly Booby-Trapping Desk (from the Onion)
My favorite part is the last paragraph…
In what may turn out to be his greatest presidential prank, Bush also has spent the previous eight years damaging the American economy beyond repair and bogging the country down in an unwinnable war with a sovereign Middle Eastern nation.
What are you doing for New Years? If you want to do some traveling, you should considering visiting the Philippines… especially after reading the oh so delicious Ox Tail recipe. It’s not that crazy compared to other street food in the Philippines. If you do go, you should visit Baguio in the Philippines. It’s a prime vacation spot. Or you could just say “F that noise!” and head up the Minnesota… NinjaStyle. No matter what you do, have fun this New Years!
YES! If you enjoyed the Natalie Portman Gangsta Rap Lyrics & Video and Lazy Sunday you will probably like this SNL video. I love the bass effect from the vid. Who’s in the Jizz in my Pants video? Andy Samberg & Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer as the DJ, Justin Timberlake as the Janitor, Molly Sims & Jamie Lynn Sigler as… as… the hot babes (job not important).
By the way… if these guys have these faces in real life when they do it, I think their romantic life is in trouble.
J*** in my Pants video from Youtube
If that gets removed, here’s the J*** in my Pants video from Saturday Night Live
Here are the Jizz in my Pants Lyrics . Correct them in the comments if they’re wrong, I’m no pro at this. Continue reading ‘Jizz in my Pants Lyrics and Video’
Here’s an easy recipe to make great tasting papaya candy. Here’s what you need:
- Fresh yellow-green papaya ( not too young or too ripe)
- 2 Tbsp lime diluted in 10 cups of water
- Sugar
- yellow food color
Here’s what you need to do. Continue reading ‘How to Make Papaya Candy’
Are you gearing up for Valentines Day? It’s only a few months away! Sure, Christimas might empty your wallet but it’s okay, if you’re trying to save some money then just check out these used condoms for sale!
A few months back I decided to share some excellent material from Stuck In Iowa, the ones I’d give a trophy to for being the best of the best. So I am here righting this today to share them with you.
Haha! How funny. But it’s nothing is as bad ass as the ultimate money saving gift: The…$100 Craptop
If you like those posts you’ll for sure love the other links I shared right here.
The character, history and interest in the state of Iowa is a great place to use as a theme for your next gift basket arrangements.
As you travel through Iowa you will begin to see the meaning behind the terms, “Corn State” or “Hawkeye State” as the state has been phrased. Bordered by Minnesota, Nebraska, South Dakota, Wisconsin, and Missouri, the state of Iowa has produced some celebrities to make not of. Former present of the United States Herber Hoover called Iowa his home. The state also is birthplace of the jazz musician and swing bandleader Glenn Miller. Anyone who loves cowboy movies would be thrilled to find out that John Wayne is also a native to the state. There are many historic events that Iowa has claim to. It’s also here that the Lewis and Clark expedition has been connected to.
Women have a lot of things going on these days. They often work, care for the family, and have to juggle so many things into their busy schedule. That’s where you can be her knight in shining armor! Here are some ways how you can pamper your special lady and relieve some of her stress.
Spoil her for an evening
Surprise her with a dinner at home. Send your kids and nanny at the grandparent’s house and have plans for the evening. Prepare a dinner for two in your house, cook her favorite foods and buy her favorite wine. Give also a small gift, a cheap one but can make her smile. Spend the night with a light music. Take her to a sweet dance while your favorite song is being played. But if you really don’t know how to cook, well… you can take her out to her favorite restaurant.
Before going to sleep, make sure that you give her a bubble bath. Put some scented relaxing candles lit on the bathroom. Let her soak in the water, you can join her if you want to. If not, prepare the bedroom and make sure that it is clean and dim lighted. Light some aromatic candles to make it more romantic. Massage her with scented aromatherapy oil while the soft music is going. I’m sure she’ll give you a reward for the effort.
Give her charge of the remote once in awhile
I know it’s not a romantic thing again, but it sure feels good for a woman to have the privilege of holding that remote control and having the say in what you watch together. When a man surrenders the remote, it’s a true sign of humility and respect. She may be so touched by your gesture that she will actually turn to Basketball Channel. Continue reading ‘How to Pamper a Woman’
Here’s some addicting reality TV… PUPPIES! 24/7! Be warned, you might watch this for hours.
If you can’t see it, here’s a direct link.
This is great. It shows the history of the internet, many of which we have listed on our little ‘ol blog. Personal Favorites (in no particular order, but all gems):
And to wrap it all up, Weezer launches “Pork and Beans” Music Video. Me luvs the interwebs.
