Category Archives: This is crazy!

This Just In – Martians Like Mexican Food

Methane plumes spotted on Mars may be a sign of life

Kinda says it all, doesn’t it?

Facebook vs. Breasts

Facebook removed photos of mothers nursing from the site because it showed a little too much breast, so evidently, nursing mothers protested.  Hilarity ensued.

In anything like this, I always enjoy reading the comments.  My favorite is this one:

Breasts should be viewed in the context of their original and natural purpose, selling beer.

Amen, brother.

Article on Reuters

Jizz in my Pants Lyrics and Video

YES! If you enjoyed the Natalie Portman Gangsta Rap Lyrics & Video and Lazy Sunday you will probably like this SNL video. I love the bass effect from the vid. Who’s in the Jizz in my Pants video? Andy Samberg & Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer as the DJ, Justin Timberlake as the Janitor, Molly Sims & Jamie Lynn Sigler as… as… the hot babes (job not important).

By the way… if these guys have these faces in real life when they do it, I think their romantic life is in trouble.

J*** in my Pants video from Youtube

If that gets removed, here’s the J*** in my Pants video from Saturday Night Live

Here are the Jizz in my Pants Lyrics . Correct them in the comments if they’re wrong, I’m no pro at this. Continue reading

China Scares the World with Bad Milk

Recently, we heard the news about the milk scares in China that is said to be contaminated by Melamine. For our information, melamine can cause reproductive damage, or bladder or kidney stones, which can lead to bladder cancer if ingested. Thousands of children in China are listed to be positive in this disease and it even causes death to infants. But it was really shocking to know that milk products from China are exported all over the world. With that, all countries are busy inspecting China milk products for Melamine contamination.

Here are some of the countries affected with Melamine China Products: Continue reading

Ninjas Rob a Convenience Store

I should have posted this a long time ago:

Ninjas rob a local convenience store

The article doesn’t say that they dropped from the ceiling, threw a bunch of throwing stars, and disappeared in a puff of smoke.  Not really.  They were idiots with guns.  Ninjas don’t have guns.  Haven’t they ever seen real ninja movies, like American Ninja 1-5 and Beverly Hills Ninja?  Ameteurs.

Those bitches try to rob me, I’m going to fight them off with 10 different kitchen implements.

I don’t want to be probed!

Taken from a Mason City news site:

Mason City, IA–Mason City police found themselves dealing with the great unknown on Saturday morning.

Police reports suggest officers were summoned to a man’s home in the 300 block of 5th Street Northwest just before 7 a.m.

A caller at the address had informed a 911 dispatcher he had “aliens trapped in his closet and needed help getting them out.”

At least 7 officers responded to aid in the effort.

An initial incident report does not offer any information about what they found.

Of course you have to wonder if the police just might have thought there was an X-Files moment because at least 7 officers responded…

Oops, Porn Self-Ownage!

Don’t worry…this is safe to look at, nothing x-rated, just funny stuff – a screen shot taken from a message board. Maybe next time he’ll put it in a folder called “security” or “documents” instead of shemale. Hahahaha, good times. By the way I blurred out the picture of the people. It’s just a guy talking to his woman.

“So my girlfriend messages me on MSN from school, and apparently doesn’t get my first greeting message.” and then oops…!

Pwned by Shemales!

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Strange call from 1-414-962-9898

I got a strange call from phone number 4149629898 and it was a recording in Spanish. Not only that, it was computer generated so it sounded all crazy like a possessed demon! I did not press numero uno! I just hung up. But I’m not the only one! Apparently it saying I won some dinero, whoa! I’m not alone, here’s a disucusson at WhoCallsMe and WhoCalledUs. But I don’t care about their money, I’m waiting to win the Publishers Clearing House!

23,808 homeless people in Iowa

I was reading the Quad Cities times online and found this story about homeless people in Iowa.

The report was done by the Iowa Institute for Community Alliances found there were 23,808 homeless people in the state and 15,351 people classified as “at risk” to become homeless during 2009.

Apparently there are 23,808 homeless people in Iowa. My idea? Setup more homeless shelters. Or setup some more campgrounds and offer everybody a free tent. If they had some bathrooms, showers, maybe it could help people get on their feet. Except in the winter time… I don’t think camping would work that great. Good luck to those people and I hope the numbers decrease next year. Throw in a free suit and tie and maybe that’ll help them with job interviews.