YES! If you enjoyed the Natalie Portman Gangsta Rap Lyrics & Video and Lazy Sunday you will probably like this SNL video. I love the bass effect from the vid. Who’s in the Jizz in my Pants video? Andy Samberg & Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer as the DJ, Justin Timberlake as the Janitor, Molly Sims & Jamie Lynn Sigler as… as… the hot babes (job not important).
By the way… if these guys have these faces in real life when they do it, I think their romantic life is in trouble.
Recently, we heard the news about the milk scares in China that is said to be contaminated by Melamine. For our information, melamine can cause reproductive damage, or bladder or kidney stones, which can lead to bladder cancer if ingested. Thousands of children in China are listed to be positive in this disease and it even causes death to infants. But it was really shocking to know that milk products from China are exported all over the world. With that, all countries are busy inspecting China milk products for Melamine contamination.
The article doesn’t say that they dropped from the ceiling, threw a bunch of throwing stars, and disappeared in a puff of smoke. Not really. They were idiots with guns. Ninjas don’t have guns. Haven’t they ever seen real ninja movies, like American Ninja 1-5 and Beverly Hills Ninja? Ameteurs.
Don’t worry…this is safe to look at, nothing x-rated, just funny stuff – a screen shot taken from a message board. Maybe next time he’ll put it in a folder called “security” or “documents” instead of shemale. Hahahaha, good times. By the way I blurred out the picture of the people. It’s just a guy talking to his woman.
“So my girlfriend messages me on MSN from school, and apparently doesn’t get my first greeting message.” and then oops…!
I was playing poker a while ago on facebook and this guy came into the room and tried to pull some internet sweet talking.
Adam: r u at work? Josie: no Adam: o so when r we going to go out Josie: we’re not lol Adam: ok why Josie: not interested Adam: ok Keith: ouch Josie: i’m going to another table (this part was cut off from my screenshot)
I got a strange call from phone number 4149629898 and it was a recording in Spanish. Not only that, it was computer generated so it sounded all crazy like a possessed demon! I did not press numero uno! I just hung up. But I’m not the only one! Apparently it saying I won some dinero, whoa! I’m not alone, here’s a disucusson at WhoCallsMe and WhoCalledUs. But I don’t care about their money, I’m waiting to win the Publishers Clearing House!
The report was done by the Iowa Institute for Community Alliances found there were 23,808 homeless people in the state and 15,351 people classified as “at risk” to become homeless during 2009.
Apparently there are 23,808 homeless people in Iowa. My idea? Setup more homeless shelters. Or setup some more campgrounds and offer everybody a free tent. If they had some bathrooms, showers, maybe it could help people get on their feet. Except in the winter time… I don’t think camping would work that great. Good luck to those people and I hope the numbers decrease next year. Throw in a free suit and tie and maybe that’ll help them with job interviews.