Stuck in Iowa

Movie Details
Cheerleader Ninjas (2003)
Starring: Kira Reed, Angela Brubaker, More
Director: Kevin Campbell

The Plot
Okay, I love B movies because they are creative, cheesy, and usually enjoyable at the same time. Unfortunately in 2003 one of the worst movies ever was created, Cheerleader Ninjas. Sure sure it sounds hot… cheerleaders… ninjas… but it’s not. A group of religious women wrongly accuse the local high school cheerleaders of producing an disseminating porn over the Internet. The religious group also hires a gay (i think) guy to infiltrate the cheerleading squad. It didn’t work out very well because he sucks and oh yeah he looks 35 years old. They hire a team of ’schoolgirls’ to take on the Cheerleaders. These ’schoolgirls’ are equipped with swords, guns, everything. The oh so hot (*cough* 30 year old) high school cheerleaders must try to reclaim their reputations they think they had in the first place. The cheerleader discover a Mr.X is testing out his Zombie Domination software on the Internet using them to lure web surfers in hopes that they’ll fall victim to his evil scheme scheme plot plot. Yeah I said that twice because Ludacris does in a newer song of his and he’s cool so by doing that I just brought the only coolness to this movie and it was during my review. Any way where was I… oh yes, cheerleaders, blah blah blah, some fast forwarding, more blah, no ninjas, some fake bad fighting, terrible acting, lack of music, and the cheerleaders try to find a way to stop this Mr.X.

Things I Learned From This Movie
- Cheerleaders are NOT ninjas
- Cheerleaders are NOT hot when they are 30 years old but still in high school
- Religious ladies like looking at hot guys on the Internet and they have resources to find a demolition squad of schoolgirls
- Gay guys trying out for cheerleading don’t get to join if they suck
- I learned how to fast forward

My Rating: OMG! 1 out of 5

Final Thoughts
Not even worth renting. If you some how get this movie, use it as a coaster. It’s really that bad. I did give it a 1 because it’s a good name, when it started I thought it might be good, and the acting was worse than an 8th grader play so that was amusing. Oh and there are some panty shots.

Links
Cheerleader Ninjas Official Site