OK. So I stole some links from Ebaum’s World. Check them out.
… fun stuff.
Monthly Archive for September, 2005Page 3 of 7
The other night there was a freak storm in the San Diego area. Trees and houses were directly hit by lightning. It sounded like I was hunting in Iowa with 100 hunters shooting the same deer over and over, it was f’n lizzoud! This morning my Internet is down. Yeah that sucks, it’s down right now as I write this. “But Smoother, how are you writing this on the interweb right now? How? Are you a magician?” No no no, but right now my name is Bob Jones with an unsecure wireless router and a DSL internet connection. Shhhhhh….
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This may sound odd, but people really do collect rocks. From small to large rocks, minerals, and gems. Who would have thunk it? Is thunk a word even? Let me check the dictionary…
… yep it’s a word.
thunk Audio pronunciation of “thunk” ( P ) (thngk)
v. Nonstandard
A past tense and a past participle of think.
Anyway there are two groups in Iowa that collect minerals and gems that I know of. They are the Des Moines Lapidary Society and the Central Iowa Mineral Society
So if this interests you and you want to become a real life jewlry maker instead of playing the ‘Enchanter’ on Everquest, check those groups out.
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Movie Details
Cheerleader Ninjas (2003)
Starring: Kira Reed, Angela Brubaker, More
Director: Kevin Campbell
The Plot
Okay, I love B movies because they are creative, cheesy, and usually enjoyable at the same time. Unfortunately in 2003 one of the worst movies ever was created, Cheerleader Ninjas. Sure sure it sounds hot… cheerleaders… ninjas… but it’s not. A group of religious women wrongly accuse the local high school cheerleaders of producing an disseminating porn over the Internet. The religious group also hires a gay (i think) guy to infiltrate the cheerleading squad. It didn’t work out very well because he sucks and oh yeah he looks 35 years old. They hire a team of ’schoolgirls’ to take on the Cheerleaders. These ’schoolgirls’ are equipped with swords, guns, everything. The oh so hot (*cough* 30 year old) high school cheerleaders must try to reclaim their reputations they think they had in the first place. The cheerleader discover a Mr.X is testing out his Zombie Domination software on the Internet using them to lure web surfers in hopes that they’ll fall victim to his evil scheme scheme plot plot. Yeah I said that twice because Ludacris does in a newer song of his and he’s cool so by doing that I just brought the only coolness to this movie and it was during my review. Any way where was I… oh yes, cheerleaders, blah blah blah, some fast forwarding, more blah, no ninjas, some fake bad fighting, terrible acting, lack of music, and the cheerleaders try to find a way to stop this Mr.X.
Things I Learned From This Movie
- Cheerleaders are NOT ninjas
- Cheerleaders are NOT hot when they are 30 years old but still in high school
- Religious ladies like looking at hot guys on the Internet and they have resources to find a demolition squad of schoolgirls
- Gay guys trying out for cheerleading don’t get to join if they suck
- I learned how to fast forward
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Found this amusing link to a test where the student had no clue. What’s funny about this is someone actually paid to go to school to take this test. At least make stuff up regarding the subject, moron.
Also, check out this letter of resignation.
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He’s so funny
No, really. What day is it? Earlier today, I thought it was still Monday, but thanks to TV.com I know it’s Tuesday, and the premire of My Name Is Earl. I must say that anything with Jason Lee in it has to be damn funny.
Lovely TV. Setting my biological clock straight for 20+ years now. Except when they change my normal Sunday night program, Arrested Development, to a Monday night show. Now I’ll never know what freakin’ day it is.
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Driving to the office this morning on the Highway, I looked over my shoulder to the left and there was a woman in a new Mustang doing about 110mph, with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!
It scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the Starbucks coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big John and the family jewels. The phone popped out of my hand, hitting me in the eye. She ruined the damn phone and disconnected an important call !
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS….AND THEIR MAKEUP.
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2005 Schedule for Iowa Hawkeyes Football
Day Date Opponent Location
Sat 09/03/05 vs. Ball State at Iowa City, IA (Varsity Club Day)
Sat 09/10/05 vs. Iowa State at Ames, IA (Hy-Vee Cy-Hawk Series)
Sat 09/17/05 vs. Northern Iowa at Iowa City, IA
Sat 09/24/05 vs. Ohio State at Columbus, OH
Sat 10/01/05 vs. Illinois at Iowa City, IA (Homecoming)
Sat 10/08/05 vs. Purdue at West Lafayette, IN
Sat 10/15/05 vs. Indiana at Iowa City, IA (Family Weekend)
Sat 10/22/05 vs. Michigan at Iowa City, IA
Sat 11/05/05 vs. Northwestern at Evanston, IL
Sat 11/12/05 vs. Wisconsin at Madison, WI
Sat 11/19/05 vs. Minnesota at Iowa City, IA
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This is a little game I like to play when I get bored. It’s called curveball, and it’s not too hard to figure out. Enjoy.
