Well, the regular season baseball is over, and today was the first day of playoffs. The three I would have picked to win today did not win. So, I guess it’s a good thing I didn’t place any bets. PS- Yankees suck.
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Nicolas Cage’s new son has a cool name, but will probably be made fun of for quite some time.
LOS ANGELES (Zap2it.com) - Nicolas Cage, who was once set to star in Tim Burton’s doomed Superman project, hasn’t let go of the Man of Steel.
The Oscar winner and his wife Alice Kim Cage became the proud new parents of Kal-el Coppola Cage on Monday morning (Oct. 3). For those scratching their heads about the latest weird celebrity baby name, Kal-el is Superman’s original Kryptonian name before he was adopted by lowly Earthlings and renamed Clark Kent.
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I hate magicians. Sure at times I can give props to real professional magicians but I just want to beat the crap out of street magicians because they are feces in the ‘porta potty’ whose smell just lingers and pisses you off. Okay okay, here’s the scenario…
Last weekend my entourage and I were getting all crazy at a club in downtown San Diego. We danced, we talked, we got tipsy and closed the club. We were outside trying to get a cab to go back to my place for some after hours partying but then BAM out of nowhere this f’n magician starts harassing my ladies. He’s doing the card tricks, he’s doing the 5 year old quarter disappear trick, but the thing that pissed me off most is he was not dressed to impress. He’s wearing a worn out surfing shirt, ragity old wal-mart blue jeans, and he had messy hair. He’s maybe one step above homeless bum. What the hell is he doing out at 2am anyway? Trying to get some? Oh pleeeeeeease.
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Was at a convenience store here in good old Iowa, and caught a gimpse of a binder that stated “Pseudoephedrine Product Sales Log”. And then I saw on the way home some idiot who’s license plate read “DRG DLR”. Nohing says search my car like a license plate like that. I wonder if his name is in that binder…
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We won! Blah blah, Iowa beats Illinois 35-7. Anyway, here’s the link: http://hawkeyesports.collegesports.com/sports/m-footbl/recaps/100105aaa.html
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I’ve never been a part of a drug deal, but I can only magine that it kind of goes down like when I went to pick up a couple of packages at a UPS warehouse last night. Keep in mind this is at 8:30pm at a UPS shipping warehouse… Check it out:
Me: I’m here to pick up a package.
UPS: Who are you?
Me: Steel (name had been changed to protect the innocent)
UPS: Address?
Me: 316…
UPS: My man! We’ve been waiting for you.
Me: Good. Do you have my shipments?
UPS: Yep. Here you go.
Me: (nod)
UPS: (nod)
I signed and left.
I just hope I didn’t leave any evidence.
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I have a great site for you…
If you hate those stupid motivational posters everywhere in your office, fight back with these:
