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Dating Tips

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Smoother
on February 23, 2008
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Need help on the dating department?

There’s no doubt about it. Men and women are wired differently. Men know this, yet they continue to use the same, ineffective tactics to try to get women. What’s even more stunning is that they are surprised when those tactics don’t work. So, just what are those differences and how do they effect the way that men and women communicate?

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Who else is a Scrooge?

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Steel
on December 15, 2005
in Observations and Relationship Advice
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Arg
How I may look
50 years from now

Now I’m not saying that I hate Christmas. Quite the contrary. But here are the things I don’t like about this particular holiday season:

  • 1) Since when did Thanksgiving become Christmas before Christmas? Pretty soon, “Christmas in July” might become a reality.
  • 2) Where the hell did all this snow come from? Is God trying to catch up with the last few years in just one winter?
  • 3) I don’t have money for gifts. I don’t know where everyone else is coming up with that gift money. I guess I better put on my street walkin boots and Santa’s hat/hooker red lipstick to make up the difference.
  • 4) When did this particular holiday become the one where everyone asks me when I’m going to propose to my girlfriend? See previous point for the answer to that one, bitches.

So, in conclusion, this holiday is about love, not setting up lights on November 1st, not shoveling until we all get hernias or heart-attacks, not spending hours working to spend hours shopping, not proposing (or will I?). But love and family. So screw all that other stuff we’re supposed to do, because, guess what folks… THAT ISN’T CHRISTMAS!

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Non living things have a gender too

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Smoother
on September 28, 2005
in Observations and Relationship Advice
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Some of the latest science news… you may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.

For example:

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It’s an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it’s often over-inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light afire under it, and of course, there’s the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they’re soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female, because it’s always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn’t changed much over The last 5,000 years, but it’s handy to have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it’d be male, didn’t you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying…

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It’s because we can’t do it with our clothes on

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Steel
on September 12, 2005
in Relationship Advice
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Got into a discussion today with a wrinkled shirt guy and a girl. The girl asked the guy why his shirt was wrinkled. She asked if he’d ever heard of an iron. He proceeded to look at her, look at me, and then look at her again. “Guys don’t iron. We do that thing with a wet rag in the dryer. Or we put in in the shower. But we never iron. That’s just gay.”

And gay it is.