Stuck in Iowa

Sometimes I feel like this…
Rapariga: Do you speak English?
Guy1: No, i´m sorry.
Rapariga: My car´s broken down, and i wondered if you could tell me where to find a garage.
Guy1: Well, that´s wasted on me. I don´t understand what you´re saying.

Do you speak English?

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Rapariga: Do you speak English?

Guy1: No, i´m sorry.

Rapariga: My car´s broken down, and i wondered if you could tell me where to find a garage.

Guy1: Well, that´s wasted on me. I don´t understand what you´re saying.

Rapariga: You don´t speak english at all?

Guy1: Not a word, no. It´s one of those things i wish i´d paid attention in school. (aparece outro homem). Excuse me, do you speak english?

Guy2: English? No, whats the problem?

Guy1: I don´t know, i can´t understand her.

Rapariga: Hi, my car´s broken down and i need to find a garage.

Guy2: No, i´m sorry, i don´t understand that at all.

Rapariga: All right, thanks.

Guy1: That way, about a half a mile, there´s a village. There might be somebody who speaks english.

Rapariga: Ich Spreche bisschen Deutsch. Sprechen sie deutsch?

Guy1: Deutsch? Nein. Sprichst du deutsch?

Guy2: Nein. Nun, ein oder zwei worten, aber ich bin nicht fliesent.

Guy1: I´m sorry we couldn’t be more help.

Guy2: Sorry about that. Next time you´re over, maybe we´ll have learnt english for you.

Guy1: Ja, oder deutsch vielleicht

Guy2: Ja, das wate toll.

Rapariga: Thanks anyway

Guy2: depois de a rapariga se afastar:

Guy1: I can speak english

Guy2: So do i