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This is your life…

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Sometimes I feel like this…
Rapariga: Do you speak English?
Guy1: No, i´m sorry.
Rapariga: My car´s broken down, and i wondered if you could tell me where to find a garage.
Guy1: Well, that´s wasted on me. I don´t understand what you´re saying.

Do you speak English?

Can’t see the vid? Search for it here at youtube.

Text from the video

Rapariga: Do you speak English?

Guy1: No, i´m sorry.

Rapariga: My car´s broken down, and i wondered if you could tell me where to find a garage.

Guy1: Well, that´s wasted on me. I don´t understand what you´re saying.

Rapariga: You don´t speak english at all?

Guy1: Not a word, no. It´s one of those things i wish i´d paid attention in school. (aparece outro homem). Excuse me, do you speak english?

Guy2: English? No, whats the problem?

Guy1: I don´t know, i can´t understand her.

Rapariga: Hi, my car´s broken down and i need to find a garage.

Guy2: No, i´m sorry, i don´t understand that at all.

Rapariga: All right, thanks.

Guy1: That way, about a half a mile, there´s a village. There might be somebody who speaks english.

Rapariga: Ich Spreche bisschen Deutsch. Sprechen sie deutsch?

Guy1: Deutsch? Nein. Sprichst du deutsch?

Guy2: Nein. Nun, ein oder zwei worten, aber ich bin nicht fliesent.

Guy1: I´m sorry we couldn’t be more help.

Guy2: Sorry about that. Next time you´re over, maybe we´ll have learnt english for you.

Guy1: Ja, oder deutsch vielleicht

Guy2: Ja, das wate toll.

Rapariga: Thanks anyway

Guy2: depois de a rapariga se afastar:

Guy1: I can speak english

Guy2: So do i

Vmix Videos

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Vmix is a great free video sharing and video hosting site. Much better than YouTube in my opinion. Check out the Top 100 Videos! If you love family guy, they have a ton of clips.

How To Check Free Disk Space on FreeBSD Server

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How can you check and display free disk space available on a FreeBSD server? The best way is using the command ‘df -h’ and here’s exactly what I found from doing some research online. Just type df, or type df -h for a more detailed look. I did this on one of my servers and here’s what it will look like…

$ df
Filesystem 1K-blocks Used Avail Capacity Mounted on
/dev/ad0s1a 128990 60892 57780 51% /
/dev/ad0s1f 257998 1440 235920 1% /tmp
/dev/ad0s1g 155014798 126948208 15665408 89% /usr
/dev/ad0s1e 257998 10454 226906 4% /var
procfs 4 4 0 100% /proc
/dev/ad3s1c 384602638 13645514 340188914 4% /usr/www/virtual/yyy/drive2
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Extreme Old Lady Punch!

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Oh my god. I had to watch this about 50 times becuase it’s so friggin funny! And loud! Bwahahahahahaha!

Natalie Portman Gangsta Rap Lyrics & Video

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Did you miss the awesome SNL Digital Short featuring Natalie Portman? If so, your life is lacking some comedy! Here are the lyrics from the Natalie Portman gangsta rap that was on Saturday Night Live… You can see the video and others SNL shorts here! It’s f’n hilarious!

Here are the lyrics… or what I think she is saying. Feel free to leave a comment to correct anything.

Chris Parnell: We’re sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman.

Natalie Portman: Hello.

Parnell: So, Natalie, what’s the day in life of Natalie Portman like?

Portman: Do you really want to know?

Parnell: Yes, tell us…

Here’s a youtube vid, doubt it’ll stay online forever though.

Portman: I don’t sleep mother f***er
off that yak and durban
doin’ 120 gettin’ head while I’m swervin’

Seth Meyers: D**n Natalie you a crazy chick

Portman: Yo shut the f*** up and suck my d**k
I bust in dudes mouth like gushers mother f***er
roll up on NBC and smack the s**t outta Jeff Zucker

Guys: What you want Natalie
Portman: to drink and fight
Guys: what you need Natalie
Portman: to f*** all night

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Lazy Sunday Lyrics

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Want to see the video? Click the link below:
Lazy Sunday Video

Here are the Lazy Sunday (Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia) Lyrics.
Lazy Sunday,
Wake up in the late afternoon
Call Parnell just to see how he’s doin’
Hello?
What up, Parn!
Yo Samberg, what’s crackin’?
You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
Narnia!
Man it’s happ’nin’!
But first, my hunger pangs are stickin’ like duct tape.
Let’s hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
No doubt, that bakery’s got all the bomb frostings.
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.

Two! No, Six! No, Twelve! Baker’s Dozen!
I told’ja that I’m crazy for these cupcakes, cousin!
Yo, where’s the movie playin’?
Upper West Side, dude!
Let’s hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Mapquest!
That’s a good one too.
Google Maps is the best!
True that! Double true!
68th and Broadway.
Step on it, sucka!
What you wanna do Chris?
snack attack, mutha—-!

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Video Heaven

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It\'sa me, Mario!

Now, I take no credit whatsoever in finding these vids, but, come on - I shared them with you, didn’t I?

- NOT like our high school news team (remember the Batman comics)

- By far, one of the coolest things I have ever seen. Take the time capsule back to Super Mario… Now that take a lot of friggin talent.

How to Make an Egg Go Through a Bottle

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1. Get your bottle, peeled-hard-boiled-egg, and three matches ready.
2. Stand the glass bottle upright with the opening skywards.
3. Light three matches and drop them in the bottle. Wait a second or two.
4. Put the peeled, hard-boiled egg onto the bottle’s opening, wide end down.
5. Wait. After the matches go out, the egg will get sucked into the bottle

Read more tips and why this works right here