Jizz in my Pants Lyrics and Video

YES! If you enjoyed the Natalie Portman Gangsta Rap Lyrics & Video and Lazy Sunday you will probably like this SNL video. I love the bass effect from the vid. Who’s in the Jizz in my Pants video? Andy Samberg & Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer as the DJ, Justin Timberlake as the Janitor, Molly Sims & Jamie Lynn Sigler as… as… the hot babes (job not important).

By the way… if these guys have these faces in real life when they do it, I think their romantic life is in trouble.

J*** in my Pants video from Youtube

If that gets removed, here’s the J*** in my Pants video from Saturday Night Live

Here are the Jizz in my Pants Lyrics . Correct them in the comments if they’re wrong, I’m no pro at this.

Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and I’m on your cloud
move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we’ve got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I

J*** IN MY PANTS

This really never happens you can take my word
I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I

J*** IN MY PANTS

don’t tell your friends or I’ll say you’re a slut
plus it’s your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I’m very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus

Now I’ll go home and change

(JORMA) I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin’ for love
surprise in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that’s when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked “Cash or Credit?”
And I

J***ED IN MY PANTS

It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we’re going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I’m posed in an awkward stance because I

J***ED IN MY PANTS

To be fair you were flirting a lot
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like you’re not impressed
One more thing, I’m gonna pay by check

Last week – I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I

J***ED IN MY PANTS

(JORMA)Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I

J*** IN MY PANTS

(ANDY) The next day my alarm goes off and I

J*** IN MY PANTS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I

J*** IN MY PANTS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I

J***ED IN MY PANTS

I just ate a grape and I

J***ED…IN…MY PANTS

J***ED…IN…MY PANTS

Ok seriously you guys can we…ok…

I J*** RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU’RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WE’RE HOLDING HANDS IT’S LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES IT’S A NECESSITY

Cuz I

J***…IN…MY PANTS

(I j*** in my pants, I j*** in my pants, yes I j*** in my pants, yes I j*** in my pants)
yes I J***…IN…MY PANTS
(I j*** in my pants (AKIVA!), I j*** in my pants)

//END

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39 Responses to Jizz in my Pants Lyrics and Video

  1. mandy says:

    the grocery part – the line “one more thing, i’m gonna play with cheque” is wrong. it’s pay by check.

  2. mrtl says:

    You’d think after watching it as many times I’d have the lyrics memorized… Thanks for posting them!

  3. Smoother says:

    mandy – Thanks, fixed it.

    mrtl – Haha, I know the feeling! I’m glad I could help feed your addiction.

  4. nancy's nancy says:

    “Lock eyes from across the room”
    Its definatly “black eyes from across the room”?

  5. Sazzy says:

    No, it’s “lock.”

  6. dangles says:

    are you retarded? why would it be black? it’s lock eyes forsure

  7. gid says:

    No, it’s definitely “cheque”, not “check”, they have a British accent. :)

    And at the end it’s (I changed “TO” to “WITH”)
    AND WHEN WE’RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX WITH ME

    I would say it’s d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y, “Lock eyes from across the room”.

  8. Steel says:

    I’m glad you posted this… I laughed my ass off and had to rewind the DVR when I saw this live. I thought to myself: “Did they really say what I think they said?”

  9. bayly says:

    it’s city games not silly games

  10. Joe says:

    City games? Who comes up with this crap in their heads? Think about how much sense that does NOT make. His post is accurate….wow.

  11. jeeves says:

    Thanks for posting!

    I can’t believe some of the replies….city games???? WTF is a city game?? and Black eyes? What??? get a hearing aid people…or at least some common sense. HAha

  12. Berry says:

    “don’t tell your friends or I’ll say your a slut”
    should be
    “don’t tell your friends or I’ll say *you’re* a slut”

  13. JD says:

    “AND WHEN WE’RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX WITH ME”

    Should be
    “AND WHEN WE’RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME”

  14. Sidd says:

    It’s not, “like having sex with me” it is, “and when we’re holding hands it’s like having sex to me.” He is refering to what holding hands feels like to him. “Having sex with me” would refer to what holding hands feels like for the woman.

  15. Aly says:

    Thank u :)

    “When were holding hands its like having sex with me”
    sorry but it should be

    “When were holding hands its like having sex to me”

  16. Smoother says:

    So I thought about it, “cheque” vs “check” isn’t really a big deal.

    @bayly – it’s silly games for sure.

    @nancy – it’s lock eyes, totally.

    @Berry – fixed thanks!

    @JD, Sidd, Aly – I changed it back to “sex to me” at first it was kind of hard to tell but if you listen close I’d say they use “to” and it makes the most sense. I changed it back to “to” thanks.

  17. Kev-Happy New Years says:

    if u listen to the end over and over you hear that its having sex with me, not to me, and the hand motions show this also. but thanks…b/c some parts were unclear :D

  18. james says:

    yea i think it might be sex with me not to me but i could be rong thanks

  19. Zook says:

    its definitely LOCK EYES.

    Its also PAY BY CHECK.

    and SILLY GAMES for sure.

    and its LIKE HAVING SEX WITH ME. you got everything right except for the SEX WITH ME PART. You can even see his mouth says WITH ME.

  20. Max says:

    Okay, it IS Cheque, check the definition. You wrongly changed because of Mandy, you had it right in the first place. Check the definition.

  21. CJ says:

    No, their right it sex with me, not to me. its hard to truly place it, but yeah, if u hear it and sing with it, u can tell

  22. VIkki says:

    so basicaly im inlove with this song and
    people who sing it!
    i lke sing it ll the time and my friends are like
    WHAT!? and im all dont worry about it:P

    haha
    Last week I saw a film As I recall it was a horror film
    Walked outside into the rain Checked my phone and saw you rang and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

    :)

  23. Whitney says:

    Nah Kev-Happy New Years, it’s deffffiiiniiiteelyyy “to me.”
    I listened to it over and over. You can distinctly hear “to.”

  24. ang says:

    i love this video and song
    =D

  25. Sara Emery says:

    OMG! I love this video!
    I had to watch it over and over again when it aired.
    Andy Samberg is ALWAYS halarious..
    One day I will impregnate him.
    <3

  26. tinman says:

    its “like eyes from across the room”
    and its “no need here for the silly games”

  27. tinman says:

    and it is “haveing sex to me”

  28. Spyffe says:

    The way I hear it:

    ‘surprised in my eyes’ should be ‘surprise in my eyes’
    ‘saw a face’ should be ‘saw her face’

    Also, punctuation nitpick:

    ‘its a necessity’ should be ‘it’s a necessity’

  29. Smoother says:

    Thanks Spyffe, fixed it.

  30. Zac says:

    Uh oh….when i listened to this song i JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

  31. tors says:

    so in the end did we decide on “with” or “to”? it is to by the way. the simplest way to tell…read his lips! they don’t really move do they? but if he had’ve been saying “with”, you would’ve seen it fo sho. Sidd hit the nail on the head. Not that i can’t hear “with” mind you..if i tried, i could probably make it sound like anything >
    )

  32. Taye says:

    I love how you put stars for Jizz but not for slut lmao

  33. Smoother says:

    @tors – thanks, maybe it’s to.

    @Taye – I didn’t want you to come and see jizz all over your screen.

  34. Sanz says:

    I think he says in the beginning, that
    I am very sensitive someone said its a plus

  35. Sanz says:

    Oh by the way I think its “with”, not “to”

  36. Allison says:

    It took me one listen. It’s quite obviously “like having sex to me”.
    Really, he says it pretty clearly.

  37. Allison says:

    Also, I find it amusing how Justin Timberlake just randomly appears in the video.

  38. Josh says:

    I just jjzzed in my pants while reading the lyrics

  39. josh says:

    wat a funny clip

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