Comments on: Natalie Portman Gangsta Rap Lyrics & Video

By: DaProphet

DaProphet — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 00:36:48 +0000

“We love you, Natalie.”

“I wanna fuck you, too!”

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

By: Mjd24

Mjd24 — Sun, 01 May 2011 20:41:28 +0000

Ya ik,
That’s why in the video she says “Dudes” and her mouth forms the word “dudes” and then it pans to a bunch of random dudes, that are clearly not Jewish.
If it was Jews, she would probably say the word “Jews” her mouth would make the word “Jew” and then it would pan to a bunch of Yamaka wearing, dradle spinning, Jews.

Yak She Mash!

By: Shalita la la

Shalita la la — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 10:19:00 +0000

Oh boy..I had saved this on my youtube since it came out..It has to stay forever..IT IS TOO FUNNY!

Reading the lyrics it becomes even funnier..Too bad it is over rated for me to post on my blog , I have a conservative audience..

I will save these lyric in some where..I swear..I have to memorized it lol lol..
How could she rap like that? Rap is so HARD..Not to mention her perfect rappers body languages , I have been trying to imitated them for years, and I have failed lol lol lol..

She totally deserved that Oscar..What an actress!!!

By: Chuchulainn

Chuchulainn — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 06:51:09 +0000

@Bradley Kerr

I wholeheartedly concur. In fact if she ever decides to indulge you let me in on the whole deal.

Hey here’s a poser for you. To all the dudes who aren’t sick perverts like me and Bradley, would you let Natalie shit in your mouth if it meant you could do her? It doesn’t even have to be before the sex, it can be after, but the eating of shit must take place at some time.

By: Dbaemlilaen

Dbaemlilaen — Sun, 19 Dec 2010 03:29:38 +0000

Okay to all of you who are bitching about Natalie Portman should shut the fuck up. Instead of being the typical Americans you most likely are, stop judging other people. Give her a fucking break. She did something funny and if you guys can’t respect that then I honestly feel sorry for anyone who has to deal with your ignorance later on in life. So go shove another pole up your ass and try to get a life.

By: LOL

LOL — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 01:13:44 +0000

I love how she tells everyone to “suck her d**ck” even though she is a girl.

By: doodlepoodle

doodlepoodle — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 14:09:40 +0000

iits not poor nitrous down the hole its pump nitrous down the hole

By: daveed047

daveed047 — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 12:17:31 +0000

WTF she has a dick?

I DONT SLEEP MOTHER FUCKA OFF THAT YAC AND THAT DURBIN
DOIN 120 HEAD SWIVIN
DAMN NATLIE YOU A CRAZY CHIK
YO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SUK MY DICK lol

By: M.T. Pocket

M.T. Pocket — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:21:05 +0000

Cute lil’ bitch is Crazee.

an yo’ mufuka’s
Suck MY Dick !

By: d

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 06:02:30 +0000

I think that the line is:
Don’t test when i’m crazy on that airplane glue
put my foot down your throat
till you’re s**tin’ in my shoe

By: Niban Tai Drago

Niban Tai Drago — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 23:27:50 +0000

loose stitches, into his ma, violence, sanskrita, oh, oh, oh, oh ,oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, non-his ma, ahisma, spatial, non-violence, receptive, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

without that burnt light for a long long while, my body, non-obsequious, seventy percent water with that child, unassuming wise, panoramic, a wall of china, an imprint delicate, hard bhakti, ceramic, creative

By: Niban Tai Drago

Niban Tai Drago — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 21:34:36 +0000

I don’t sleep mom f***er
off that yak and durban
doin’ 120 gettin’ head while I’m swervin’

you should get more sleep, because your an industrial slaughter wacked out bitch

By: Listened a hundred times

Listened a hundred times — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 10:57:52 +0000

It’s :

So, Natalie, what’s the day in THE life of Natalie Portman like?
Parnell: PLEASE, tell us…
Parnell: WOW, Natalie I’m surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate.
when my s**t gets in your shoe (WHAT)
Parnell: Okie-doke. NATALIE, One final question, if you steal a smooch from any guy in

and after relistening a dozen times, it’s definetely “JEWS”
and all the jews (@laceann: a group of jews can be all male, just like in all other religions )

There is also an uncensored version at:

By: j jamz

j jamz — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 13:26:13 +0000

wow thats funny she look so innocent wow iiirrrooonnnny wish i could meet her she played an awesome queen amidala. and this video kicked ass i would give her her own show

By: M*

M* — Sun, 24 May 2009 21:23:09 +0000

Where can I get her album …? O:-)

By: Wow...

Wow... — Thu, 14 May 2009 01:48:14 +0000

Oh My God…I think I’m in love…

By: beakman

beakman — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 04:05:10 +0000

p is for portman,
p is pu$$y

this was so funny

By: Mumbo

Mumbo — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 03:33:16 +0000

That is the first rap song that I have EVER liked she is awesome

We love you Natalie!!

By: yashira

yashira — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 22:34:30 +0000

jaja thats so funny jaaja

By: Susann.

Susann. — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:17:40 +0000

hahaahah, holy shit. i love natalie .
she’s probably the funniest “rapper” i’ve every hearddd…
does she have any other songs like this one?
… if so, hit me upp.