The lyrics have been edited along the way from the suggestions people have left in the comments. If you find an error, comment on them and we’ll get things changed. You can find A Day in the Life of Natalie Portman Lyrics right here:
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MTV and MSN are sponsoring Dear Corey. This is a venue you can ask Corey Haim and Corey Feldman questions, apparently leading up to their groundbreaking television show: “The Two Coreys”. Why? Why? Why? Is it because we can’t let go of losers? Oh, yeah. That’s right. We can’t.
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Following up on my previous post, I was listening to XM Radio Online today, when “Informer” came on the 90′s station. I had to listen to it. It said the album the song was from was “Snow’s Greatest Hits”. I think that one-song disc should actually be called “Snow’s Only Hit”. Ugh…
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Don’t mess with the informer
Well, to prove that the blog has not passed on, I retrieved my password and wrote this little blurb.
Remember that song “Informer” by the white Irish-Canadian Jamaican Rapper Snow? Yeah, me too. I spent one whole day looking up info about this dude, whose real name is Darrin O’Brien. I found one picture of him in his standard “rapper” pose. Ha ha.
Anyway, he has a MySpace page, and his friends include your standard rap group… Snoop, Black Eyed Peas, etc. But you need to remember -
HE’S NOT A RAPPER. NOT NOT NOT. ME NO SAY DADDY ME SNOW ME I GO BLAM. A LEAKY BOOM BOOM DOWN. Ugh.
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Did you miss the awesome SNL Digital Short featuring Natalie Portman? If so, your life is lacking some comedy! Here are the lyrics from the Natalie Portman gangsta rap that was on Saturday Night Live… You can see the video and others SNL shorts here! It’s f’n hilarious!
Here are the lyrics… or what I think she is saying. Feel free to leave a comment to correct anything.
Chris Parnell: We’re sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman.
Natalie Portman: Hello.
Parnell: So, Natalie, what’s the day in life of Natalie Portman like?
Portman: Do you really want to know?
Parnell: Yes, tell us…
Here’s a youtube vid, doubt it’ll stay online forever though.
Portman: I don’t sleep mother f***er
off that yak and durban
doin’ 120 gettin’ head while I’m swervin’
Seth Meyers: D**n Natalie you a crazy chick
Portman: Yo shut the f*** up and suck my d**k
I bust in dudes mouth like gushers mother f***er
roll up on NBC and smack the s**t outta Jeff Zucker
Guys: What you want Natalie
Portman: to drink and fight
Guys: what you need Natalie
Portman: to f*** all night
Continue reading ‘Natalie Portman Gangsta Rap Lyrics & Video’
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Google Homepage and one of my sections is the Quote of the Day. I got curious after seeing a funny Mitch Hedberg saying so I went clicky clicky on the link and here’s what I found, they’re pretty funny so I thought I’d share.
I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.
Mitch Hedberg
I don’t own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get ahold of me, they just say “Mitch,” and I say “what?” and turn my head slightly.
Mitch Hedberg
I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car’s headlights and tell you exactly which way it’s coming.
Mitch Hedberg
I like rice. Rice is great if you’re hungry and want 2000 of something.
Mitch Hedberg
I like to play blackjack. I’m not addicted to gambling, I’m addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
Mitch Hedberg
