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Chuck Norris Speak English

It’s confirmed! He does speak English. Proof is in the video, the 2nd one, first one nobody speaks English. That’s why I call this Chuck Norris speaks English. Hahaha, I should become a full time comedian like Polly Shore. Good times. Here are some kickin’ vids I thought you’d enjoy checking out. Some oldies but goodies that’s for sure. I mean, sure sure it’s competing with other awesome stuff but come on, there’s room for more in your life!

Do you speak english?

Chuck Norris Video

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Funny Mitch Hedberg Quotes

mitch hedberg Google Homepage and one of my sections is the Quote of the Day. I got curious after seeing a funny Mitch Hedberg saying so I went clicky clicky on the link and here’s what I found, they’re pretty funny so I thought I’d share.

I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.
Mitch Hedberg

I don’t own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get ahold of me, they just say “Mitch,” and I say “what?” and turn my head slightly.
Mitch Hedberg

I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car’s headlights and tell you exactly which way it’s coming.
Mitch Hedberg

I like rice. Rice is great if you’re hungry and want 2000 of something.
Mitch Hedberg

I like to play blackjack. I’m not addicted to gambling, I’m addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
Mitch Hedberg

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