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This is an awesome report. I can just imagine the carnage. You can read the full article about his mayhem here
“A CONVENT in southern Italy is being shut down after a quarrel among its last three remaining nuns ended in blows.Sisters Annamaria and Gianbattista, reportedly upset about their mother superior’s authoritarian ways, scratched her in the face and threw her to the ground at Santa Clara convent near Bari in an incident in July that was kept quiet until now. Archbishop Giovanni Battista Pichierri tried to reconcile the nuns…”
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Turns out there is a name for this: The Dunning-Kruger Effect. Awesome. I know this happens all the time, but now I know what to call it.
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I just realized this. You know you are getting old when all your favorite bands (Foo Fighters, 311, Sevendust, Garbage) start coming out with Greatest Hits Albums. Dammit. I thought I had at least a few more years. At least I still have my teeth.
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Apparently, Rushdie, the author was knighted by the Queen of England, and this will bring out the wackos. Make sure and read about the last one, about the religious minister calling for Islams to strap bombs on to “protect the prophet”.
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I don’t know why, but I’ve been bombarded with cheese related references today (luckily not pelted, tho). Here’s some good cheese-related stuff at around lunchy-lunchy time…
Maturing cheese becomes and internet star (Reuters): A large English cheddar cheese has become a star of the Internet, attracting more than 1 million viewers to sit and stare at it as it slowly ripens.
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Richard Cheese, Lounge Singer Extraordinarie: Richard covers such great songs as “Rape Me” by Nirvana, “Closer” by Nine Inch Nails, and “Nookie” by Limp Bizkit.
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I Love Cheese!: The name says it all.
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What post would be complete without Wikipedia?: Cheese.
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Check this out: found on a pretty funny comic site, xkcd.com…
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Used Condoms For Sale! Used Condoms For Sale! Hahahahahaha! Okay, so buying condoms is no laughing matter… that’s until I saw this at Amazon.
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Did you miss the awesome SNL Digital Short featuring Natalie Portman? If so, your life is lacking some comedy! Here are the lyrics from the Natalie Portman gangsta rap that was on Saturday Night Live… You can see the video and others SNL shorts here! It’s f’n hilarious!
Here are the lyrics… or what I think she is saying. Feel free to leave a comment to correct anything.
Chris Parnell: We’re sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman.
Natalie Portman: Hello.
Parnell: So, Natalie, what’s the day in life of Natalie Portman like?
Portman: Do you really want to know?
Parnell: Yes, tell us…
Here’s a youtube vid, doubt it’ll stay online forever though.
Portman: I don’t sleep mother f***er
off that yak and durban
doin’ 120 gettin’ head while I’m swervin’
Seth Meyers: D**n Natalie you a crazy chick
Portman: Yo shut the f*** up and suck my d**k
I bust in dudes mouth like gushers mother f***er
roll up on NBC and smack the s**t outta Jeff Zucker
Guys: What you want Natalie
Portman: to drink and fight
Guys: what you need Natalie
Portman: to f*** all night
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